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    Steve Leadbeater

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    Department of Stupidity

    Post by Steve Leadbeater on Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:29 am

    Thought I would put this page together for those who want to cry a wee bit.


    I'll start..............

    When engaged in a vigorous Randori session with a 3rd Dan
    and Olympic Wrestler, affraid  who just happens to be the most
    awkward Left Hander you have ever met, under NO circumstance
    should you attempt to hip block an attempted Harai Goshi
    with anything other than a completely relaxed body........
    the resulting Torn Hamstring from a solid block makes things
    such as putting on your socks, a very painful exercise. banghead 
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    afulldeck

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    Re: Department of Stupidity

    Post by afulldeck on Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:17 am

    Steve Leadbeater wrote:Thought I would put this page together for those who want to cry a wee bit.


    I'll start..............

    When engaged in a vigorous Randori session with a 3rd Dan
    and Olympic Wrestler,     affraid    who just happens to be the most
    awkward Left Hander you have ever met, under NO circumstance
    should you attempt to hip block an attempted Harai Goshi
    with anything other than a completely relaxed body........
    the resulting Torn Hamstring from a solid block makes things
    such as putting on your socks, a very painful exercise.  banghead 
    Ouch....Unfortunately I know the feeling. How bad is the tear? Do you have a black strip down the back of the leg yet? Don't wear shorts, the resulting conversations are well embarrassing...


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    Stacey

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    Re: Department of Stupidity

    Post by Stacey on Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:03 pm

    well, glad this happened after the Masters....

    Happy healing - may you heal quickly, completely, and with as little pain as possible. BTW, I believe they created flip-flops for just such occasions. and slippers. The limp should be a dead give away for anybody who's critical of your wardrobe choices.

    Raj Venugopal

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    Re: Department of Stupidity

    Post by Raj Venugopal on Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:43 am

    I tore an ass muscle on one uchimata. Could barely walk for a week. Could barely tolerate throne time either, a sport my wife says I spend too much time doing. Ha ha!
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    Ricebale

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    Re: Department of Stupidity

    Post by Ricebale on Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:57 am

    You know it's bad when the throne room loses its appeal

    Raj Venugopal

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    Re: Department of Stupidity

    Post by Raj Venugopal on Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:26 pm

    But it was in shiai and worth it. My opponent crunched under me, which was satisfying.

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