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    Post by Q mystic on Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:29 am

    with your kitten vid, Sea. Awesome with the kitten, before. Just smashed me now, again, thinking what the lizard must be thinking.lolol


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    Post by Q mystic on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:01 pm

    I would have come from the treetop down, took out its front post np before it knew what was happening and drove it right down, to the right, taking its top quarter/half into the ground...my forehead into the back of its inside right antler, with pressure.Very Happy   My right holding its right hoof and my left with a quarter nelson.

    It's 100lbs.bounce


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    Post by Q mystic on Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:18 am

    Thread title on sherdog today...

    "If Anderson Silva was Rocky, he'd be in the middle of Rocky 3 right now"

    LOL, sometimes I looove these guys.

    an added post in the thread reads...

    "Only if Chael takes him to the hood and trains him"


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    Post by Q mystic on Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:13 pm

    LIFE EXPLAINED

    On the first day, God created the dog and said:
    'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

    The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

    So God agreed.


    On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
    'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
    The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
    And God agreed.


    On the third day, God created the cow and said:
    'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
    The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
    And God agreed again.


    On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
    'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
    But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
    'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
    So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.


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    Post by Q mystic on Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:11 am

    ^lmfao


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    Post by seatea on Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:30 pm

    I must be an idiot to find this funny but I do.

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    Post by finarashi on Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:14 am

    Based on recent information on all that spying going on in the internet I have decided to stop Tweeting - Somebody might read my tweets!


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